Could you use a shot of positivism right now? I know I sure could. Good thing I am here to help!
Drop down there to the comments and leave your username. Then, go around to the threads of your friends/acquaintances and leave one word that you think describes them. The catch? If someone else has already used the word you want to use, you have to come up with a new one. Seen this person once or twice in a community and found their posts to be funny? Let them know! Best friends or general acquaintances alike, this is the place for an ego massage.
And, of course, the words need to be positive. "Dipshit," while funny, is not very esteem-boosting.
Let's leave our friends a veritable them-thesaurus, shall we?
Feel free to copy and paste this into your own LJ to spread the love around: